On Buddhism:
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says, Make me one with everything.
The Buddhist pays the vendor and asks for change. The vendor says, Change comes from within.
A joke about family path dependence, or about being born with a telos, or about heavy-handed parenting:
A mother is with her two children at the park, who are three and five years old. A passerby asks, How old are your kids? The mother replies, Well, the doctor is five, and the lawyer is six.
Relativity of time:
A snail is mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, I don’t know, it all happened so fast.
Source. Yet more Philosophicalish Humor.
Relativity Joke: A cop stops Werner Heisenberg for speeding. “Do you know how fast you were going?” asks the officer. Heisenberg replies: “No officer. But I know exactly where I am.”