[I can’t remember where I saw a variation of this posted online.]
You’re driving through a remote desert on your motorcycle and come across three stranded people. Your motorcycle can carry only one additional person.
The three stranded people? An old woman who needs a hospital, your best friend who saved your life, and the woman of your dreams.
What do you do?
- Give the motorcycle key to your friend so he can take old woman to hospital. You stay with the woman.
- The old woman? She’s going to die anyway, and end-of-life care is expensive. So have sex with the woman of your dreams. Get her phone number, and then leave with your best friend to go have a few beers.