A Brief Guide to Religious Denominations in America (author unknown):
A Baptist is a man who got saved.
A Methodist is a Baptist who got shoes.
A Congregationalist is a Methodist who moved to town.
A Presbyterian is a Congregationalist who got rich.
An Episcopalian is a Presbyterian who ran for public office.
(First told to me by now-retired professor of history, Gordon Ross of Rockford University.)
I grew up with dad’s disbursement of gathered wit and wisdom over the courses of thousands of dinners! Nice to give him a referral on this classic. Cheers!