The postmodern rules for titles are: Use at least one “neo-” and/or “de-” prefix, indicate a “critical” stance towards “capitalist” and/or “patriarchal,” and stick a colon in the middle.
Just keep refreshing this generator page until you find one you like and then “borrow” it.
Credit to Andrew C. Bulhak of Monash University.
Related: Explaining Postmodernism.