How media report statistics according to their philosophy:

Enlightenment headline: SCIENCE and CAPITALISM a great success.
Jaded-feminist headline: The PATRIARCHY encouraging women to be BABY-MAKING MACHINES.
Socialist-Marxist headline: Europeans gain by EXPLOITING poor women in the THIRD WORLD.
Postmodern headline: NO news here — “HEALTH” and “PROGRESS” mere SUBJECTIVE narratives.