Fifty Quotations from Steven Wright
1. I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2. I went to a restaurant that serves “Breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. 3. Half the people you know are below average. 4. What’s another word for thesaurus? 5. Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. 6. 99% […]
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