Humor

Bulletin from the Office of the Reproducer-General

Bulletin: Sex and Economics — A Modest Proposal Fellow citizens: Our nation’s sex life is in peril. Surveys show widespread sexual discontent. Market failure is everywhere. Many males complain of not getting enough sex and many females object to constant male looks and advances. Other males are dissatisfied with the options available in their local […]

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The Three Stages of Far-Left Advocacy (sarcastic version)

Now that we are solidly into Stage 3 … Stage 1 (early 20th century): Socialism is really true and moral and liberal capitalism is evil. [The evidence comes in. Shit.] Stage 2 (late 20th century): Evidence and logic are subjective constructs and all alternative constructs are equal. [Liberal-capitalist constructs continue to appeal to many people.

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Em defesa de uma Secretaria de Assuntos Sexuais

A vida sexual da nação está em perigo. Pesquisas mostram insatisfação geral quando o assunto é sexo. A falha de mercado em toda parte. Muitos homens reclamam de poucas relações sexuais e muitas mulheres desaprovam os olhares e cantadas constantes. Outros homens estão insatisfeitos com as opções disponíveis em sua região e outras mulheres estão

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